Monday, August 10, 2015

Dad ordered me a really odd gift the other day.

He ordered me AmazonBasics Dog Waste Bags.

Dad said that I go through poop bags like a lactose intolerant cow. 

#Whatever that means.

Dad says he likes these bags. They do the trick. They pick up my poop. They're not scented, so I have little desire to eat them, as in poop bag past.

The best part, they're pretty cheap! If you have an Amazon Prime account, they're only $12 for 600 bags, and $15 for 900 bags.

That's almost one year's worth of poops. Compare that to the rolls they sell in our local dog store (and I'm not 100% sure that my math is right), but that's a savings of almost 6.2 trillion dollars a year.

I'm pooped. See what I did there? ;)