Mom and Dad took me to the Lake George Kayak Company.
They said I was going to have so much fun.
They said I was going to wear my favorite life jacket.
They said I was going to look so cute in a canoe.
They say a lot of things.
I think they do not know what they mean when they say these things.
I was petrified....
They put me on a canoe and away we went.
I spent most of the time furiously panting. I also spent a lot of time hiding in between Dad's legs.
I couldn't get comfortable.
The worst part was when the Steamboat came really close to us. Dad was yelling to paddle fast. Mom was shrieking. I just closed my eyes and pawed for the best.
The waves were really tough. I think I got seasick at one point.
The one nice thing about the canoe trip was that the water tasted good. Very fresh.
Mom and Dad were worried that I was going to jump out of the canoe and tip us over.
I did not want to leave the boat.
When we got back to land, I felt kind of funny and immediately fell when I tried to walk.
Everyone started laughing and kept making jokes about something called "Sea Legs".
The folks at the Lake George Kayak Company were really nice to me. For that I am giving them 5 Bones out of a possible 5 Bones rating.
But that wasn't the Kayak Company's fault. That was my parent's fault.
They gave me cookies at the Lake George Kayak Company.
They are cool people.