Mom and Dad sat me down last night to deliver the news that I had been fearing all along; I was not their biological daughter.
I am pretty fuzzy like Dad, but let's be honest, we look nothing alike.
He doesn't even like salmon! There was no way we could be related!
Here's the video of Mom and Dad breaking the news:
Enclosed in the PDF was a family tree that detailed where I might have come from!
The folks over a Wisdom Panel sent Mom and Dad an eleven page document detailing my results! They sure are pretty thorough with this exam.
If it was up to me, I would have sent a letter back saying - "The test results came back, and it looks like you have a dog."
I'm very excited to learn that I'm part Basenji. Mom and Dad always thought I might be a Basenji. The Boxer thing is kind of confusing, but hey.... I'LL ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES! HAHAHAHA!!!
I crack myself up.