My Dad and Mom routinely disappear from the house on a regular basis. I used to think they were playing hide and seek, but I'm starting to think that they might be doing something else.
One day, Dad came home from wherever he goes (he calls it "work"). He said he needed my help in making a video. One thing I'm good at is being cute on camera. So, after we worked out a contract that paid me eleven treats per hour of filming, we got to work.
Dad needed help picking a draft order for a hockey tournament. That assignment sounded utterly Greek to me, but I decided to improve and try my best.
Turns out....I got paid to play with my toys....and I even almost ate an entire penguin! I got paid in treats to play with my toys! SUCKERS!!!
Here's the video