Mom and Dad said that people would be coming to the house tonight, under the cover of darkness.
Ringing the doorbell.
Dressed in outfits that I wouldn't normally recognize them.
They would be asking for treats.
They're coming to get my treats. I must protect my house. I MUST PROTECT MY TREATS!
Mom and Dad dressed me up in a costume. I look like a dork.
Dad kept repeating "I AM YOUR FATHER" over and over, and was laughing like a madman...